DOES THE SOG KNOW

DOES THE SOG KNOW

Once there were two classmates Pat and Tom. One day, Pat went to Tom's house to borrow a book. 

On the entrance, he found a dog standing. Seeing Pat, it started barking. Pat got frightened. Tom came running and held his dog. Pat was still breathing heavily.

At this, Tom said, "Pat, dogs who bark never bite."

Pat said, "you and I know this proverb, but this dog doesn't know."

Both the friends laughed heartily.

The End..

ONLY FOR LOVE

ONLY FOR LOVE

Two donkeys who were friends, met at a crossroad. One donkey was healthy and the other malnourished. The healthy donkey asked the weak one, "What happen to you? Why do you seem so weak?"

The weak donkey replied, "My master makes me work the whole day and doesn't give me enough food to eat and also beats me."

"Oh" exclaimed the healthy donkey. "Then why don't you run away from your master's house."
He replied, "I think my job has better prospects. My master beats his only daughter, too. And whenever he does so, he says to her, "I'll marry you off to this donkey." For this reason I'm not running away."

The End..

TO THE CITY IN A MINUTE

TO THE CITY IN A MINUTE

Once, a cat thought of going to the city to see its lifestyle. But first she wanted to know how much time it will take to reach the city. She thought of calling the elephant as only he could tell that how long it will take to reach the city as he often goes there.

She called the elephant and started enquiring. Just then the elephant received a call on another line. The elephant said to the cat, "Just a minute."

The cat put down the receiver and thought that it would take a minute to reach the city.

The End..

STICK TO WORDS

STICK TO WORDS

One day, two friends Nancy and Jenny were sitting in a restaurant. Nancy asked Jenny about her age. First, Jenny tried to hide her age but when Nancy compelled her, she said, "I am just sixteen years old."

At this Nancy said, "Last year you said that your age was sixteen and now again you are saying you are sixteen years old. What's this?"
Jenny laughed and said, "I always stick to my words."

Both the friends started laughing at this witty comment.

The End..

ENGLAND OR LONDON

ENGLAND OR LONDON

Robert got a job in a landlord's house. Once, a landlord's friend came to his house. The landlord called Robert and asked him to bring his binocular. 

Robert quickly went to the landlord's room and brought the binocular. After the friend left, the landlord called Robert and scolded, "You should have asked me which binocular to bring, the one from England or the one from London. It would signify how rich I am." Robert nodded his head.

Few days later, another friend of the landlord came to his house. The friend saw a lion skin and asked the landlord who had killed it. The landlord said that it was his father. 

The landlord then called Robert and asked him to bring his father's photograph. At this Robert asked, "Which one sir- one of England or one of London?"

The End..

AN UNFAIR WORLD

AN UNFAIR WORLD

One day, a man while walking towards his office saw a beggar coming to him. The beggar was in a very bad condition. He was barefoot and his clothes were torn. 

When the beggar asked for money, the man said, "Why don't you work? Don't you feel ashamed asking people for money?" at this the beggar replied, "I do feel ashamed asking for money. But once when I took money without asking, the police took me to jail."

The man had no answer to this. He went on his way to the office.

The End..

THE BLACK BAND

THE BLACK BAND

One day Nick and Jane met in a garden. They were best friends and were studying in the same school in the same class. 

When they both were playing in the garden Jane saw a black band tied on the wrist of Nick. She asked him the reason for wearing that band. Nick replied, "My mother tied it so that I don't forget to post an important letter."

At this Jane asked, "But where is the letter?"

Nick searched for it everywhere. Then he remembered that his mother had forgotten to give him the letter. 

When Jane came to know about this, both laughed a lot.

The End..